Curse

Zinger314 · Sep 13, 2006, 01:20 AM // 01:20

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Originally Posted by The Admins Bane

Must you always troll? If you dont like the thread then dont post.

It doesn't seem fair to the people who create their own jokes if people just go to a parody site like eBaumsworld or YTMND (such as the WoW/LotR spoof) and steal jokes. Plagarism is illegal for a reason...

BeatWolf · Sep 13, 2006, 01:25 AM // 01:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zinger314

It doesn't seem fair to the people who create their own jokes if people just go to a parody site like eBaumsworld or YTMND (such as the WoW/LotR spoof) and steal jokes. Plagarism is illegal for a reason...

stop complaining idiot.

Rangers Rock · Sep 13, 2006, 01:27 AM // 01:27

Joke #1

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cow Go.
Cow go who?
No, you silly farmer, cow go mooo!

Joke #2

These two bums were hanging out in a high rise condo lobby. The first asked the second, "Why are we so poor?". The second one responded,"Because Chuck Norris said we would be poor". The first one then pondered while taking his dirty cap off. "Why does Chuck Norris make things happend?" The second one stretched his hands and said, " He is your father! and he wants you to be poor! so shut up!" The third got afflicted when hearing this. "Err, I think that we have no lives because we didn't go to school."
"That can't be true, we went to The Bums' Academy of Non-Academics. But, your dad sent us there."

Juicey Shake · Sep 13, 2006, 01:43 AM // 01:43

!

crazyfool689 · Sep 13, 2006, 01:44 AM // 01:44

knock knock
who is there
your friend eek, and he is always gunna be there for you

LAWL

Cherng Butter · Sep 13, 2006, 01:45 AM // 01:45

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

*hides*

dbgtboy · Sep 13, 2006, 01:45 AM // 01:45

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xA8GHHkohQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgxXKNdq2D8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXjCPPjH4mo

watch them all, if you dont laugh i dont know whats wrong with you, the first link has some swearing in it btw.

tuna-fish_sushi · Sep 13, 2006, 01:48 AM // 01:48

Imma go where no one has gone CHUCK NORRIS JOKES / MR.T

Whenever Mr.T plays rock paper scissors he always chooses rock. One time a man wanted to play Mr.T rock paper scissors. They each choose rock paper or scissors. The man chooses paper and Mr.T chooses rock. Mr.T shouts "I win!". The man says "No you didn't, paper beats rock". "O rly!?" says Mr.T. "Ya rly!" says the man. Mr.T then proceeds to clench his fist and punches the man in the face. Mr.T then says "I thought your paper would protect you from my Rock".

Scientists have never figured out what happens when an infinitely powerful force hits and unmovable object. They then proceeded to ask Chuck Norris to punch himself in the chest.

Unlucky Slayer · Sep 13, 2006, 01:53 AM // 01:53

Here's a Joke...

This thread living to see 3 pages and being moved to Off Topic.

[DE] · Sep 13, 2006, 01:59 AM // 01:59

WTS Teh Internet! Serious offers only plz! (no n00bs, lolololol!!!11!!)

Teaching people how not to get scammed! 7 ecto! (this really works lololololol!!111!!!)

Malice Black · Sep 13, 2006, 02:01 AM // 02:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zinger314

It doesn't seem fair to the people who create their own jokes if people just go to a parody site like eBaumsworld or YTMND (such as the WoW/LotR spoof) and steal jokes. Plagarism is illegal for a reason...

LOL wow seriously you need to get off that high horse you ride and join us in the real world.

Zinger314 · Sep 13, 2006, 02:08 AM // 02:08

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Originally Posted by The Admins Bane

LOL wow seriously you need to get off that high horse you ride and join us in the real world.

Right, so we can win 800k due to someone else's genius. In the "real world," we call that copyright infringement. People get sued for lots and lots of money for stealing without permission.

If BeatWolf, for example, even hints that the WoW spoof is original (because it's been floating around on the internet for about a year now), I'm not going to be amused.

KoalaMeatPie · Sep 13, 2006, 02:14 AM // 02:14

(Type - os are actually accents)

A Frenchman, German and RedNeck are on Death Roll for treason against there countries, yet, due to there highly respectible lives they could choose their mode of death: hanged, shot bya firing swuard, or injected with full blown AIDS.

The Frenchman was the first in line, Radiating courage he Proclaimed with his fist in the air: "I WOOld Liek to be Hrranged to coomemoorate tLes Patriots!"

Two gaurds grabbed him, marched him up to a staged, The Fenchman took a long last puff on a cigarette and flicked it to the cold cement ground. They Cuffed his hands, Tied the noose around his neck and dropped him.

*SNAP*! Neck broke, instant death.

The German was next.

Shouting out his last free choice he prclaimed "Fill Me wit Ze Bullets! Leesst Zy can do to avange thee Jewish people!"

They Carried him to a cold moist back alley, cuffed his hands. The guards took place at the opposit end, And fired a burst each.

"POW* Died Instantly.

The redneck was next in line.

As he came into the room, he scratched the back of his head and said "yeah, give me some of th'at AIDS Stuff."

He was taken to a bright Examination room, sat down his armed was tied to the chair. The needles Prepped, They where inserted and injected in his arm.

The Redneck started laughing full out, he could barely was able to say "Another one!"

Perplxed, the Doctor Grabbed another seringe and injected it down in the thick of his arm.

Barely able to take gasps of air between soobs of laughter, the Redneck peed himself and was only able to motion with his hands for another shot.

Desperate the Doctor took a Double dosse and injected it into his thigh.

Coming out of his fanatic laughing the Redneck just exclaimed: "YOU IDIOTS! I'm wearing a condom!"

Malice Black · Sep 13, 2006, 02:28 AM // 02:28

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Originally Posted by Zinger314

Right, so we can win 800k due to someone Else's genius. In the "real world," we call that copyright infringement. People get sued for lots and lots of money for stealing without permission.

If Batwolf, for example, even hints that the Wow spoof is original (because it's been floating around on the Internet for about a year now), I'm not going to be amused.

My whole point to you is that you take everything either too seriously or too literally..its a game forum chill, nobody is impressed by your long speeches and words copied from the dictionary.

Zinger314 · Sep 13, 2006, 02:35 AM // 02:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Admins Bane

My whole point to you is that you take everything either too seriously or too literally..its a game forum chill, nobody is impressed by your long speeches and words copied from the dictionary.

It's principle. Just principle and morals.

Malice Black · Sep 13, 2006, 02:40 AM // 02:40

You are one of the few people that is within my intelligence bracket though so don't disappear

Rofl_Pwnt · Sep 13, 2006, 02:51 AM // 02:51

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wQfN...elated&search=
I almost pissed myself laughing at the markers.

Heres another

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWymSfnU6EA

Its great, You really have to watch both of them to the end

Mesmer in Need · Sep 13, 2006, 03:18 AM // 03:18

a pic of mine. looks like the guy was CAUGHT eating mustard. rotfl!!
also my avitar- a dog getting pwnd

billy brute · Sep 13, 2006, 03:47 PM // 15:47

A dog walks into a bar, hops onto a bar stool and asak for a pint of bitter. The bartender stood in amazement said to the dog that he should join the circus.

Why do they need an electrition?0 replied the dog..

#2

A man walks into a bar and orders a pint of lager and a steak and onion pie, he pays, drinks the pint, puts the pie on his head and walks out..
The next day he comes in at the same time, asks for another pint of lager and a steak and onion pie, again he drinks the pint, puts the pie on his head and walks out. This happens for a week or so and one day he asks for the usual, sorry we've ran out of pies said the tender. Oh, ok ill have a pack of cheese and onion crisps instead then please. So again the man drinks the pint and puts the pack of crisps on his head and starts to walk out. Just before he leaves the bartender shouts to him why did you put that packet of crisps on your head? The man replies because you've ran out of pies and walks out..

I doubt ill win but still IGN is Billy Brute

~ Billy

Mrscoombes · Sep 13, 2006, 03:56 PM // 15:56

A white man, a black man and an asian man all get on a plane. They reach their destinations without any paticular problems. Ass.